Lets keep this simple. I want a second job, and it's really not-so-awesome how much luck I am NOT having fulfilling that. I don't think it helps that I have a couple of strikes against me in terms of already working a full-time 8 to 5 job, and that since the economy went into the shitter, much like an elderly woman entering a porta-potty at a park, it isn't coming out of that for quite a time. Damn. But if you think about it, I am just one of how many millions of people in a similar predicament. Except they don't already have a job. Is it greedy I want to work more and could potentially be taking away an open job spot from someone who actually needs it more than I? The world is a terribly unfair and biased place. God bless America. (Ugh, nausea ensues.)
Why can't I just be a rep for Red Bull? We have such a good relationship, Red Bull and I. Red Bull fulfills my void of happiness and in turn I fulfill what it wants, me face-raping the can and drinking it oh-so-promptly x 3 or x 4 cans a day. I think I will start saving the cans I drink and will thus place myself in the record books as the girls that drank herself into a Red Bull induced coma. Joy.
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